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Profile for Emil Oppeln-Bronikowski. Username @emil, helo.fuse.pl. Role: admin

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Grass touching enthusiast, retired football hooligan, Luddite.

Joined on Nov, 2022. 906 posts. Followed by 52. Following 59.

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Emil Oppeln-Bronikowski . @emil,

Some good news (for me) and some bad news (for the world). This season our volleyball team won the Polish championship and our football team finally crawled back to the top division.

The same thing happened in season 19/20, girls won the title, boys got back to Ekstraklasa.

What happened right after? Pandemic. ;-)

Anyway, what a great season for our club. When next season start it will be 30 years since I went to my first game. Time really flies when you're having fun.

ŁKS jest jeden! Wielosekcyjny! :-*

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Emil Oppeln-Bronikowski . @emil,

I love the post office, in my eyes it's one of the most important institutions in a healthy community. The one in my country is being used as a piggy bank for politicians and dumping ground for all sorts of failsons for decades now, it breaks my heart.

I was just at the PO, sending my letters, when I noticed that they are selling "crytpostamps", an NFT. I'm fucking aghast. What a waste of everything.

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Emil Oppeln-Bronikowski . @emil,

My friend sent me photos from her trip through Andaman sea's coast line. Here's are rolling hills of tea, in day light and during sunrise.

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Emil Oppeln-Bronikowski . @emil,

Board room of Bandages & Tourniquet Co

"Thanks to our investment in a new product, a robot that stabs people randomly, our profits soared to over 400%. Next year we're planning to release an subscription service bundled with a Bluetooth LE dongle that will prevent stabbing robot from stabbing you."

"Such synergy!", cried the CFO, impressed

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Emil Oppeln-Bronikowski . @emil,

Greek football is in such shambles they are planning to play their cup final in… Sosnowiec.

No city in Greece wants to host the cup, even behind closed doors, so their FA decided to ship the problem to Silesia.

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Emil Oppeln-Bronikowski . @emil,

Looking at my httpd logs it seems to me that I'm running a very complex, well engineered platform with its main purpouse being to host robots.txt for Google and China.

I can only wish people would read my writing as much as Google reads my robots.txt.

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